<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368</id><updated>2009-12-08T09:09:42.083-08:00</updated><title type='text'>capitão Morróida</title><subtitle type='html'>O nome já diz tudo</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>176</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-7082005765416577809</id><published>2009-11-26T03:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-26T03:43:38.060-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coelhos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gatos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fotos engraçadas'/><title type='text'>Um estranho no ninho</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nucleodeoportunidades.net/Diversao/um_estranho_no_ninho3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="323" src="http://www.nucleodeoportunidades.net/Diversao/um_estranho_no_ninho3.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;No reino animal, a camuflagem é a melhor arma...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-7082005765416577809?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/7082005765416577809/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/um-estranho-no-ninho.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/7082005765416577809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/7082005765416577809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/um-estranho-no-ninho.html' title='Um estranho no ninho'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-9088407883185363415</id><published>2009-11-26T03:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-26T03:41:14.109-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bichas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fotos engraçadas'/><title type='text'>Estranho</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://frombrazil.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/amigo-estranho.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="285" src="http://frombrazil.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/amigo-estranho.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Tem gente que não aceita a derrota...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-9088407883185363415?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/9088407883185363415/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/estranho.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/9088407883185363415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/9088407883185363415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/estranho.html' title='Estranho'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-2545394915493418673</id><published>2009-11-20T04:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T04:38:03.364-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='passarinho'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foto engraçada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girafa'/><title type='text'>Passarinho???</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oQLQZoaHtzI/SwZu1RX6ivI/AAAAAAAACkc/sggZSt_PXi0/s1600/Olha-Passarinho.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oQLQZoaHtzI/SwZu1RX6ivI/AAAAAAAACkc/sggZSt_PXi0/s400/Olha-Passarinho.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Essa espécie eu não conheço!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-2545394915493418673?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/2545394915493418673/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/passarinho.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/2545394915493418673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/2545394915493418673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/passarinho.html' title='Passarinho???'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oQLQZoaHtzI/SwZu1RX6ivI/AAAAAAAACkc/sggZSt_PXi0/s72-c/Olha-Passarinho.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-298543436522256350</id><published>2009-11-20T04:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T04:35:19.767-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tirinhas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mônica'/><title type='text'>Turma da Mônica</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/SwaMdp5evGI/AAAAAAAAAsk/79y9-hIq3n0/s1600/tira340.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/SwaMdp5evGI/AAAAAAAAAsk/79y9-hIq3n0/s400/tira340.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Relembrando a infância...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-298543436522256350?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/298543436522256350/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/turma-da-monica.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/298543436522256350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/298543436522256350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/turma-da-monica.html' title='Turma da Mônica'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/SwaMdp5evGI/AAAAAAAAAsk/79y9-hIq3n0/s72-c/tira340.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-8280479405965766304</id><published>2009-11-20T04:25:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-20T04:25:41.951-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tirinhas'/><title type='text'>Tirinhas</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://coreseacordes.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/tirinha1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="267" src="http://coreseacordes.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/tirinha1.gif" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-8280479405965766304?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/8280479405965766304/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/tirinhas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/8280479405965766304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/8280479405965766304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/tirinhas.html' title='Tirinhas'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-450532075412225755</id><published>2009-11-13T04:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-13T04:36:46.905-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='charge'/><title type='text'>Direitos humanos</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_l_JCmNr8LUE/Ri-VdGBIREI/AAAAAAAAAHg/ZckNhjEWi24/s1600/maioridadefetal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="235" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_l_JCmNr8LUE/Ri-VdGBIREI/AAAAAAAAAHg/ZckNhjEWi24/s400/maioridadefetal.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Sem comentários...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-450532075412225755?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/450532075412225755/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/direitos-humanos.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/450532075412225755'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/450532075412225755'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/direitos-humanos.html' title='Direitos humanos'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_l_JCmNr8LUE/Ri-VdGBIREI/AAAAAAAAAHg/ZckNhjEWi24/s72-c/maioridadefetal.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-1565925812235957482</id><published>2009-11-13T04:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-13T04:31:00.815-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='charge'/><title type='text'>Redução da maioridade penal</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://blig.ig.com.br/blogdodenispd/files/2009/01/charges1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="311" src="http://blig.ig.com.br/blogdodenispd/files/2009/01/charges1.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Pode ter graves consequências&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-1565925812235957482?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/1565925812235957482/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/reducao-da-maioridade-penal.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/1565925812235957482'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/1565925812235957482'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/reducao-da-maioridade-penal.html' title='Redução da maioridade penal'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-9006582779006119691</id><published>2009-11-13T04:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-13T04:36:01.247-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gostosa'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foto engraçada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gato'/><title type='text'>Gatinho de sorte</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/Sv1RGMSDs8I/AAAAAAAAAsc/68FOsdGsSwo/s1600-h/funny-01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/Sv1RGMSDs8I/AAAAAAAAAsc/68FOsdGsSwo/s640/funny-01.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Além de ter 7 vidas ainda tem uma vida dessas, quero ser gato na outra encarnação...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-9006582779006119691?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/9006582779006119691/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/gatinho-de-sorte.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/9006582779006119691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/9006582779006119691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/gatinho-de-sorte.html' title='Gatinho de sorte'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/Sv1RGMSDs8I/AAAAAAAAAsc/68FOsdGsSwo/s72-c/funny-01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-1952704734495796519</id><published>2009-11-13T04:23:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-13T04:23:49.671-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='são paulo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foto engraçada'/><title type='text'>Time de basquete do São Paulo</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lifelounge.com/resources/GALLIMAGE/Funny-Fail-Posters_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="285" src="http://www.lifelounge.com/resources/GALLIMAGE/Funny-Fail-Posters_1.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Se houvesse um time de basquete do tricoflor, esse aí seria o principal jogador...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-1952704734495796519?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/1952704734495796519/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/time-de-basquete-do-sao-paulo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/1952704734495796519'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/1952704734495796519'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/time-de-basquete-do-sao-paulo.html' title='Time de basquete do São Paulo'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-7087102041869924383</id><published>2009-11-08T06:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-08T06:47:56.669-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cachorro'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fotomontagens'/><title type='text'>Transporte seguro</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/SvbZ7Mnb0RI/AAAAAAAAAsI/UsHfZmtDuJk/s1600-h/6_mar_fotomontagens_4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/SvbZ7Mnb0RI/AAAAAAAAAsI/UsHfZmtDuJk/s400/6_mar_fotomontagens_4.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Dá dó,mas pelo menos o totó tá seguro...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-7087102041869924383?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/7087102041869924383/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/transporte-seguro.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/7087102041869924383'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/7087102041869924383'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/transporte-seguro.html' title='Transporte seguro'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/SvbZ7Mnb0RI/AAAAAAAAAsI/UsHfZmtDuJk/s72-c/6_mar_fotomontagens_4.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-6009985678706877401</id><published>2009-11-08T06:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-08T06:43:33.335-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hiena'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fotomontagens'/><title type='text'>Imagem insólita</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.melhoresdaweb.com/imagens2/16_abr_imagens_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="238" src="http://www.melhoresdaweb.com/imagens2/16_abr_imagens_1.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Nunca pensei ver algo assim na minha vida...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-6009985678706877401?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/6009985678706877401/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/imagem-insolita.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/6009985678706877401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/6009985678706877401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/imagem-insolita.html' title='Imagem insólita'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-2737902828423797434</id><published>2009-11-05T15:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-05T15:06:51.940-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tirinhas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='charge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='assédio'/><title type='text'>Processo por assédio</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ihAdd6VSdbQ/SahUEiGmsAI/AAAAAAAAAU0/maqv8Q3PbTQ/s1600/piada.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ihAdd6VSdbQ/SahUEiGmsAI/AAAAAAAAAU0/maqv8Q3PbTQ/s320/piada.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;De um jeito ou outro você dança...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-2737902828423797434?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/2737902828423797434/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/processo-por-assedio.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/2737902828423797434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/2737902828423797434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/processo-por-assedio.html' title='Processo por assédio'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ihAdd6VSdbQ/SahUEiGmsAI/AAAAAAAAAU0/maqv8Q3PbTQ/s72-c/piada.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-199318343678801118</id><published>2009-11-05T15:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-05T15:02:32.155-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foto engraçada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='placas'/><title type='text'>Placa perfeita</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://aycu04.webshots.com/image/14123/2005249731918689865_rs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://aycu04.webshots.com/image/14123/2005249731918689865_rs.jpg" width="343" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Quem pára na vaga de deficientes físicos não tem nada na cabeça.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-199318343678801118?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/199318343678801118/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/placa-perfeita.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/199318343678801118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/199318343678801118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/placa-perfeita.html' title='Placa perfeita'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-8330668497580207514</id><published>2009-11-05T14:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-05T14:52:47.673-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='avestruz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foto engraçada'/><title type='text'>O incrível homem avestruz</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ihAdd6VSdbQ/ScKNkqSpFwI/AAAAAAAAAWk/Xn4_uH3KQMw/s1600/avestruz.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ihAdd6VSdbQ/ScKNkqSpFwI/AAAAAAAAAWk/Xn4_uH3KQMw/s400/avestruz.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Um caso raro de avestruzice aguda,mais conhecida no meio médico como síndrome do avestruz.Não causa morte,mas pode provocar fortes dores anais.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-8330668497580207514?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/8330668497580207514/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/o-incrivel-homem-avestruz.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/8330668497580207514'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/8330668497580207514'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/o-incrivel-homem-avestruz.html' title='O incrível homem avestruz'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ihAdd6VSdbQ/ScKNkqSpFwI/AAAAAAAAAWk/Xn4_uH3KQMw/s72-c/avestruz.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-4977741109502387054</id><published>2009-11-02T08:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-02T08:13:36.613-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bichas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brocha'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lenhador'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='piadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cubanos'/><title type='text'>Piadas</title><content type='html'>Fidel está fazendo um dos seus famosos discursos na Praça da Revolução:&lt;br /&gt;- E a partir de agora temos de fazer mais sacrifícios! -&lt;br /&gt;Ouve-se uma voz na multidão:&lt;br /&gt;- Trabalharemos o dobro! -&lt;br /&gt;O Comandante continua:&lt;br /&gt;- E temos de entender que haverá menos alimentos! -&lt;br /&gt;A mesma voz:&lt;br /&gt;- Trabalharemos o triplo!&lt;br /&gt;- Fidel prossegue:&lt;br /&gt;- E as dificuldades vão aumentar!&lt;br /&gt;- Trabalharemos o quádruplo!&lt;br /&gt;- Fidel vira-se para o chefe da segurança e pergunta:&lt;br /&gt;- Quem é esse idiota que vai trabalhar tanto?&lt;br /&gt;- O coveiro, meu comandante.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O sujeito se apresenta para um emprego de lenhador numa empresa desmatadora da Amazônia, se gabando de ser o melhor lenhador do mundo. O entrevistador olha para a sua figura meio franzina e pergunta desconfiado:&lt;br /&gt;- Onde o senhor já trabalhou como lenhador?&lt;br /&gt;- No Sahara!&lt;br /&gt;- Mas o Sahara é um deserto!&lt;br /&gt;- Agora é!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Depois de anos de análise, o sujeito descobre, traumatizado que, além dele próprio, o pai, o avô e os cinco tios tinham tendências homossexuais. O analista, espantado, pergunta:&lt;br /&gt;- Mas então ninguém gosta de mulher na tua casa ?&lt;br /&gt;- Claro que sim, doutor. Minhas quatro irmãs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O amigo pega o outro no banheiro fazendo xixi sentado no vaso sanitário.&lt;br /&gt;- Mas o que é isto, você sabe que homens fazem xixi em pé, o que houve com você?&lt;br /&gt;- É que segunda passada sai com uma loira, 1,80m, seios fartos e uma bunda inacreditável, na hora H eu brochei. Na terça sai com uma morena, 19 anos, ninfetinha, carinha de criança, na hora H brochei. Na quarta foi com uma ruiva, brochei, na quinta com uma coroa maravilhosa brochei. O amigo indignado lhe pergunta:&lt;br /&gt;- Tudo bem, brochar faz parte, mas por que mijar sentado no vaso??&lt;br /&gt;- É que depois de tudo isto você ainda acha que eu vou dar a mão para este filho da pu*a!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-4977741109502387054?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/4977741109502387054/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/piadas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/4977741109502387054'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/4977741109502387054'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/piadas.html' title='Piadas'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-254639592404071208</id><published>2009-11-02T08:06:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-02T08:06:54.367-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cadeira eletrica'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fotos engraçadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pum'/><title type='text'>Senso de humor</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.grise.com.br/up/g/gr/blog.grise.com.br/img/o_comedy_film1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://blog.grise.com.br/up/g/gr/blog.grise.com.br/img/o_comedy_film1.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Brincadeira tem hora...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-254639592404071208?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/254639592404071208/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/senso-de-humor.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/254639592404071208'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/254639592404071208'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/senso-de-humor.html' title='Senso de humor'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-2889676647891554279</id><published>2009-11-02T08:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-02T08:02:14.679-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gambiarra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='basquete'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem engraçada'/><title type='text'>Gambiarra americana</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/Su8CAj-kPKI/AAAAAAAAAsA/a5yaxj_LBJg/s1600-h/ghettobasketball.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/Su8CAj-kPKI/AAAAAAAAAsA/a5yaxj_LBJg/s320/ghettobasketball.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Aqui no Brasil a gente faz golzinho com pedra,lá eles fazem cesta com carrinhos de supermercado...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-2889676647891554279?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/2889676647891554279/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/gambiarra-americana.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/2889676647891554279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/2889676647891554279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/11/gambiarra-americana.html' title='Gambiarra americana'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/Su8CAj-kPKI/AAAAAAAAAsA/a5yaxj_LBJg/s72-c/ghettobasketball.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-5883054762777633835</id><published>2009-10-28T06:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T06:45:01.022-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='médico'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='piadas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sherlock holmes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joaozinho'/><title type='text'>Piadas</title><content type='html'>O professor explicou:&lt;br /&gt;-Médico tem que aprender 2 coisas: prestar muita atençao e não ter nenhum pouco de nojo. Vamos ao teste, para ver qual de vocês tem essas qualidades.&lt;br /&gt;Trouxeram um cadaver e o professor enfiou o dedo no toba do morto, lambeu e mandou todos fazerem o mesmo. Os alunos se entreolharam, fizeram cara de nojo, mas acabaram fazendo o mesmo. Depois que todos terminaram o professor falou:&lt;br /&gt;-Ótimo! Nojo vocês não tem mesmo...Agora so falta atençao, pois eu enfiei um dedo, e lambi o outro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify" class="content contentnodepiada"&gt;Jõaozinho tava indo beber um copo de água a noite e ouviu sua mãe nua dizendo pro seu pai:&lt;br /&gt;--VAI MEU TESÃO EU QUERO UM BEBE,EU QUERO UM BEBE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sete meses depois sua mãe estava barriguda e Jõaoinho perguntou:&lt;br /&gt;-Mãe porque estás tão gorda?&lt;br /&gt;--Não estou gorda,estou gravida,vou ter um bebe&lt;br /&gt;Ao escutar isto Jõaozinho correu pra sala ,tirou toda a roupa , ficou peladão  começo a grita pro pai dele:&lt;br /&gt;-VAI MEU TESÃO!EU QUERO UMA BICICLETA,EU KERO UMA BICICLETA!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O homem se relaciona na internet com uma mulher e logo se encontram e começam a conversar.&lt;br /&gt;De repente a mulher faz uma careta e diz:&lt;br /&gt;-Cara preciso mijar!Vou ali atrás da moita!&lt;br /&gt;Ele assustado:&lt;br /&gt;-Tá bom, te espero aqui!&lt;br /&gt;De repente, o homem olha no relógio e vê que passaram-se horas.Ele vai até a moita e pensa:&lt;br /&gt;-Eu vo dá uma pegada nela!&lt;br /&gt;De repente ele passa mão na bunda da mulher e sente um negócio reto e grosso.&lt;br /&gt;Logo ele pergunta:&lt;br /&gt;-Uau!Você mudou de sexo?&lt;br /&gt;Ela responde:&lt;br /&gt;-Não!Mudei de idéia, decidi fazer cocô!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify" class="content contentnodepiada"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sherlock Holmes e o doutor Watson vão acampar. Após um bom jantar e uma garrafa de vinho, entram nos sacos de dormir e caem no sono.&lt;br /&gt;Algumas horas depois, Holmes acorda e sacode o amigo.&lt;br /&gt;_"Watson, olhe para o céu estrelado. O que você deduz disso?".&lt;br /&gt;Depois de ponderar um pouco, Watson diz:&lt;br /&gt;"Bem, astronomicamente, estimo que existam milhões de galáxias e potencialmente bilhões de planetas. Astrologicamente, posso dizer que Saturno está em Câncer. Também dá para supor, pela posição das estrelas, que são cerca de 3h15 da madrugada… O que você me diz, Holmes?".&lt;br /&gt;Sherlock responde: "Elementar, Watson, seu idiota! Alguém roubou nossa barraca!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-5883054762777633835?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/5883054762777633835/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/piadas_28.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/5883054762777633835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/5883054762777633835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/piadas_28.html' title='Piadas'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-8164760914895152275</id><published>2009-10-28T06:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T11:49:30.553-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='calcinha'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem engraçada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='aquecimento global'/><title type='text'>Lado bom do aquecimento global</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/SuhCuZl1MKI/AAAAAAAAAr4/wNMMinaTi1Q/s1600-h/aquecimento.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/SuhCuZl1MKI/AAAAAAAAAr4/wNMMinaTi1Q/s320/aquecimento.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Isso prova que o aquecimento global não é de todo ruim...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-8164760914895152275?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/8164760914895152275/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/lado-bom-do-aquecimento-global.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/8164760914895152275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/8164760914895152275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/lado-bom-do-aquecimento-global.html' title='Lado bom do aquecimento global'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_67QYluWdY14/SuhCuZl1MKI/AAAAAAAAAr4/wNMMinaTi1Q/s72-c/aquecimento.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-7078590754405895074</id><published>2009-10-28T06:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T06:02:42.245-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funcionário publico'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foto engraçada'/><title type='text'>Dá uma raiva</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://imagemdodia.no.sapo.pt/trabalho.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="300" src="http://imagemdodia.no.sapo.pt/trabalho.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Por isso a gente espera tanto...&lt;br /&gt;Vi no&lt;a href="http://imagemdodia.no.sapo.pt/"&gt; imagem do dia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-7078590754405895074?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/7078590754405895074/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/da-uma-raiva.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/7078590754405895074'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/7078590754405895074'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/da-uma-raiva.html' title='Dá uma raiva'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-1182887524637091196</id><published>2009-10-24T07:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T07:17:58.065-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='papagaio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='portugues'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corno'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='piadas'/><title type='text'>Piadas</title><content type='html'>Um portuga tinha bebido a mais e voltando para casa, capotou com o carro e ficou pendurado numa arvore, sobre um precipício de 10000metros. Logo após chega um mascarado todo vestido de preto, num cavalo preto, e usava uma espada e salva o portuga. Logo pega a espada e faz um Z na barriga do portuga e pergunta:&lt;br /&gt;- Sabes quem eu sou?&lt;br /&gt;O portuga pensa (?) olha o Z e responde: - Pois claro! Zuperman...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A mulher está na cama morrendo, dando as últimas suspiradas, e o marido está ao lado falando-lhe e afagando as mãos carinhosamente:&lt;br /&gt;-Meu amor, quando você for embora, vou ficar tão sozinho! -Aaaaii....Não, não quero isso para você! Ai, procure boa mulher e case-se outra vez!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Mas como? Não vou encontrar alguém como você, meu bem!&lt;br /&gt;-Aaaii... aii que dor! Vai sim, e você pode até dar-lhe os meus (clubs) tacos de golfe para ela poder jogar com você!&lt;br /&gt;-Não meu amor, não poderei porque teus tacos são para pessoa de mão direita,.... e ela é canhota!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um homem e uma bonita mulher estavam jantando á luz de velas num restaurante de luxo. De repente o garçom notou que o homem escorregava lentamente para debaixo da mesa. A mulher parecia não reparar que o companheiro tinha desaparecido.&lt;br /&gt;- Perdão, senhora - disse o garçom - mas eu acho que seu marido está debaixo da mesa.&lt;br /&gt;- Não está não - disse a mulher, olhando calmamente para o garçom - Meu marido acabou de entrar no restaurante.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A menina tanto pedira que o pai, no dia do seu aniversário, comprou-lhe um papagaio, mal sabendo que a sua proveniência era de um famoso bordel da cidade. Depois de apagar as velinhas, todos os convidados foram ver os presentes recebidos e alguém perguntou:&lt;br /&gt;- O que foi que você mais gostou?&lt;br /&gt;- Foi o papagaio que papai comprou.&lt;br /&gt;- Ele fala?&lt;br /&gt;- Experimenta&lt;br /&gt;- Escuta, louro, o que você está achando do pessoal?&lt;br /&gt;O louro deu uma breve olhada e respondeu:&lt;br /&gt;- A rapaziada eu conheço toda, mas a pu*ada e toda nova!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-1182887524637091196?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/1182887524637091196/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/piadas.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/1182887524637091196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/1182887524637091196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/piadas.html' title='Piadas'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-6644177345802584821</id><published>2009-10-23T11:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T11:02:04.142-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cantada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foto engraçada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fotomontagens'/><title type='text'>Cantada ruim</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.planetim.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cantadas_engra%C3%A7adas-300x300.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://www.planetim.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cantadas_engra%C3%A7adas-300x300.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Esse ainda é o melhor jeito de se livrar de uma cantada chata.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-6644177345802584821?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/6644177345802584821/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/cantada-ruim.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/6644177345802584821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/6644177345802584821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/cantada-ruim.html' title='Cantada ruim'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-2771317766091627390</id><published>2009-10-23T10:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T10:59:34.662-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='foto engraçada'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cavalo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barranqueamento'/><title type='text'>Barranqueando???</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.melhoresdaweb.com/imagens/fotomontagens_engracadas_01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://www.melhoresdaweb.com/imagens/fotomontagens_engracadas_01.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Barranqueamento,você está fazendo isso errado...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-2771317766091627390?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/2771317766091627390/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/barranqueando.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/2771317766091627390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/2771317766091627390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/barranqueando.html' title='Barranqueando???'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-9161825430959475132</id><published>2009-10-23T10:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T10:53:06.972-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fusca'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='carros'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='propaganda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='imagem engraçada'/><title type='text'>Propaganda é a alma do negócio</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://sdk4ever.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/image001.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="281" src="http://sdk4ever.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/image001.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Vi no&lt;a href="http://www.fotocomedia.com.br/"&gt; fotocomédia&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-9161825430959475132?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/9161825430959475132/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/propaganda-e-alma-do-negocio.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/9161825430959475132'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/9161825430959475132'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/propaganda-e-alma-do-negocio.html' title='Propaganda é a alma do negócio'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8384324961154615368.post-8496525671761709584</id><published>2009-10-19T08:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T08:31:22.455-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Desculpas</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reidacocadapreta.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/formacao_tempestade.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="240" src="http://www.reidacocadapreta.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/formacao_tempestade.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Ai galera,desculpa a falta de atualização,por causa das tempestades que caíram aqui no Paraná esses dias,eu fiquei sem net.Mas agora que está tudo normalizado,vamos voltar as babaquices.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8384324961154615368-8496525671761709584?l=capitaomorroida.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/feeds/8496525671761709584/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/desculpas.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/8496525671761709584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8384324961154615368/posts/default/8496525671761709584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://capitaomorroida.blogspot.com/2009/10/desculpas.html' title='Desculpas'/><author><name>Ferengre</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02975088685025520722'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>